Posts made in February 2016

STP Impasse 3

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shak
I just had a brain fart how are pornstars not prostitues?

od
nailed it

al
Commercial entertainment for public consumption
Rofl

shak
Unless u show it to the world its illegal


od

Theyre actors/actresses
Theres a loophole
The end

al
So if you’re gonna go out looking and don’t wanna get F***** over by an undercover just state that it’s for porn and film it lol
Their face would be priceless

od
Permits bro
You need permits


al

I bet punishment for filming without a permit is a joke in comparison to prostitution
I called it

od
The punishment is prostitution
Lol you pick up a prostitute and film
Cops ask for permit
No permit

al
I think you got a chance in court

od
What do you think they arrest you for? Picking up a prostitute or no permit?
What chance bro
You dont even have a company and you wanna claim porno


al

Ok then
Start business
Go out and get all the prostitutes you want
Win
Until aids
Then f***ed

od
AL NO
IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT
YOU DID NOT FIND A WAY TO BEAT THE SYSTEM
I called it


od

DelightfulFragrantAiredale

al
Holy s*** just like shak said in 10th grade, he called it
shak play worms with me while I s*** breh

od
Ay jesse the beta you at hooters?

al
He is. He called it

od
I can call everything

STP Impasse 2

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shak
I’m watching this national geographic s*** about cesspools I guess and all I can think about is how jonathan used to get legitimately mad about evolution
Dude couldn’t come to terms with the real possibility single celled organisms got complex and made s***
But he was quick as fuck to say god poofed humans into existence

od
ExhaustedWindingDassie

Lmao
S*** like that is what i dont get about atheists
They wont entertain the idea of a god
But theyre fine believing the universe exploded out of nowhere

shak
There’s a lot of consistencys that replay though
Cells do divide
S*** happens afterwards
GG

od
What

shak
What wut

od
Cells divide is all you said
No s***
Cells divide. The sun is made of cells

od

EmotionalSomberFairyfly

shak
That’s step one of evolution dude
Probly the smallest version of the universe
One bigass super planet exploded

od
Lol the f***

shak
F*** yea
I was there

od
What im saying is that ppl believe god created everything and life came from that. Other ppl believe life just exploded into existance from nothing. Whats the difference?

shak
Smaller examples of what didn’t happen. Is there examples of smaller s*** that blew up and made new systems?

shak
if cells make humans then small s*** exploding making environments leads to the very real possibility some big s*** blew the f*** up
planets cant bang each other so they need to blow up to mix their juices and stuff

jesse the beta
Agree

od
Yeah but before all that there was literally nothing
How does an explosion occur from nothing

shak
who said there was nothing
space and time doesnt have a ‘ready set go’ dude
thinking too small


od

Lol the f***
Wtf there has to be a time when nothing existed
S*** isnt there just cuz

shak
well why the f*** not
energys just there with boss status
s*** never dies
its actually like the only thing in this reality that never dies
everything else does

od
In the universe as we know it
Big bang says all matter and energy was created in the explosion
If thats the case there was nothing before

shak
so energy was being housed in that s*** already doing something else

od
And everything just s****ed out into place


shak

another job

od
No

shak
so if energy never dies

od
It was created in the explosion

shak
that thing it was contained it did die

od
There was no energy before big bang

shak
cant create energy bruh
cant create or kill energy
it just changes

od
Energy was created in the big bang
All the energy in the universe was created at that point

shak
energy already existed in the bangs first container

od
What f***ing container if there was nothing


shak

ur thinking about a planet

od
Youre just making s*** up against what the big bang says


shak

it could just be like a spirit bomb
im saying the theory needs some revision
the s*** is contradictory if energy cant be made and yet somebody else said it got made from the bang
pick one dude

od
Scientists said that
Tell them theyre wrong

shak
id like to get them in the octagon
see who believes what more
il commentate that s***
im actually reading the s*** right now. says the center was just really hot and dense and rocks and matter formed from atoms when it cooled

shak

large
shak
temperatures easier for u to handle aristotle?

od
So the center got hot from nothing for no reason?

shak
yes

od
Lol
Regular albert eintsein you are
Energy was created from nothing.

shak
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steady_State_theory

Steady State theory – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In cosmology, the Steady State theory is a generally discredited[1]expanding universe model alternative to the Big Bang theory of the universe and its origin. In steady state views, new matter is continuously created as the universe expands, thus adhering to the perfect cosmological principle (the p…
en.wikipedia.org

shak
you are a steady state theorist
you cant comprehend s*** unless the christmas lights hit green at the drag strip

shak
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_epoch

Planck epoch – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In physical cosmology, the Planck epoch or Planck era is the earliest period of time in the history of the universe, from zero to approximately 10-43 seconds (Planck time). It is believed that, due to the extraordinarily small scale of the universe at that time, quantum effects of gravity dominated…
en.wikipedia.org


shak

eat it u f***** planck

od
Lol so basically you killed yourself
Energy may have existed or it may not have

shak
naw ur a steady state

od
Back 2 square 1


shak

im a big bang

od
Actually you aint s***
And dont understand

shak
cause u do?
f*** up b****
spend all this time shooting down ideas
here bro i got ur back

shak

431306643_528c65a6b3

shak
all is right with the world
ignorance blissful bliss


od

Lol
Youre actually saying that you know what existed before the universe existed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiose_delusions

shak
bro

shak

jesus-dinosaur2

shak
Research suggests that the severity of the delusions of grandeur is directly related to a higher self-esteem in individuals and inversely related to any individual’s severity of depression and negative self-evaluations

shak

Not_bad


shak

probly like the single greatest compliment i ever got from od

od
Grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur are a subtype of delusion that occur in patients suffering from a wide range of mental illnesses, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia, patients with the grandiose subtype of delusional disorder, and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders
Also that part lol

shak
sounds like a beta rationalizing his weakass existence
BRO

shak

jesus-dinosaur4

od

Damn it Shaggy - Imgur

shak
BRO

shak

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