Posts made in April 2016

STP Impasse 4

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Od
Nobody cares about 80% of the s*** you put here. Ppl care about different s***

Al

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shak
my bad i wasnt paying attention
wassup?

Al
Oh oh wasn’t paying attention, convenient

shak
naw i turned on this filter

Al
Not paying attention doesnt stop a train from reking your a**

shak
it came from the new messenger update
it selectively posts what i feel like reading

Od
Lmao
Dat train dont select s***
It just is

shak
but unfortunately my phone still chimes

Al
Lol it selectively reks your a** specifically and very violently

Od
Natural selection

Al
Organic though ?

Od
Shak must have his app set to “im a p***y” mode

Al
Thought that s*** was locked permanently that way for him

shak
some of the keywords and usual retoric i got blocked out ‘circle jerk incoming, dicks dicks and more dicks, onomatopoeia’s of al and od sucking each other off’
things of that nature

Od
Please scan your thumb on your phone ……. our app has detected high levels of vaginaism …… we will censor content for your feelings

shak
i made sure to have it on both my phone and tablet

Od
Make sure it vibrates on your vag

Al
Did you make sure your vibrating butt plug is charged?

shak
‘orgys of train wrecks full of gay porn belonging to al and or od’
this weeks newest patch
im dl right now
15% complete

Al
Bro don’t be jealous, trying to enjoy some s*** you wished we enjoyed too

Od
Youre dling gay porn?

shak
no no odel

Od
F****** guy sees a link: gay porn orgy click here
And he drools

shak
it filters OUT anything having to do with your bang bus homo sessions of train wrecks

Al
Going on like 0 for 4 shak you’re gonna keep trying?

shak
that from what i understand specifically targets a******s

Od
Yeah right you cant fool us gaylord

shak
why would that come from al im sure i will never know
nor will i actively try to investigate

Al
Extra salt appreciated

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Al
Chips are salty enough thanks for the offer

shak

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Od
You watch gay porn with young thug

shak
od i already explained this
in great detail

Al
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shak
or maybe not enough
look
when you type your preferences in this filter?
it just says ‘not for alpha males’

Od
Shak you have fingers crossed behind your back

shak
and it completly erases w/e it was u wrote

Od
Like syyyyyyke
After putting that pic

shak
you seem upset od
could it be…
u preordered playstation 4.5?

Al
Hes upset you’re disappointing him so hard with the pewpew shots today

shak
*not for alpha males*
omg
it popped out

Al
Rubber band gun hasnt done s*** against m60

shak
al i didnt see what you put was it related to jerking another mans penis?

Al
Just popped out as a message straight from you

shak
yea i copy pasta so you can see its real

Od
Shak is active today

Al
Nope only instance I see is from you I could screenshot it

Od
Cuz his favorite topic is up: him being gay

Al
Screenshot yours

shak
*not for alpha males*

Al
Touchy subject

shak
*not for alpha males*
*not for alpha males*
omg guys
can we please knock off the homo stuff
like
ur burning out my new filter here

Al
So rekt he won’t give a screenshot to support the supposed filter

shak
LOLOL
look bro
ima get back to work
stay classy

Od
When the truth comes out
He always hides
WOW BRO
DID YOU JUST QUOTE SAS YOU F*****

Al
I’m r&d now btw fgts

shak
im signing up
they dont treat their members to constant gay stuff

Od
youre a perfect fit cuz the gayness

Al
LMAO all three of us should request to join

Od
And your daddy will be there soon

shak
im all for ppl doing their own thing just dont impede MY natural instinct to go for chicks

Al
Guys plz let us join

Al
Trying too hard

Od
Lol

shak
well tanks

Al

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Al

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Od
I remember he said he couldnt stand boom boom girl

shak
she killed me when i was trying to be an a******

Od
Its cuz she has a vag. Dass y u be hatin

shak
e vag

Al
Yea for all we know “she” looks like this

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Al
Back to work

shak
thats why its a bad idea

Od
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