stp impasse

STP Impasse 4

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Od
Nobody cares about 80% of the s*** you put here. Ppl care about different s***

Al

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shak
my bad i wasnt paying attention
wassup?

Al
Oh oh wasn’t paying attention, convenient

shak
naw i turned on this filter

Al
Not paying attention doesnt stop a train from reking your a**

shak
it came from the new messenger update
it selectively posts what i feel like reading

Od
Lmao
Dat train dont select s***
It just is

shak
but unfortunately my phone still chimes

Al
Lol it selectively reks your a** specifically and very violently

Od
Natural selection

Al
Organic though ?

Od
Shak must have his app set to “im a p***y” mode

Al
Thought that s*** was locked permanently that way for him

shak
some of the keywords and usual retoric i got blocked out ‘circle jerk incoming, dicks dicks and more dicks, onomatopoeia’s of al and od sucking each other off’
things of that nature

Od
Please scan your thumb on your phone ……. our app has detected high levels of vaginaism …… we will censor content for your feelings

shak
i made sure to have it on both my phone and tablet

Od
Make sure it vibrates on your vag

Al
Did you make sure your vibrating butt plug is charged?

shak
‘orgys of train wrecks full of gay porn belonging to al and or od’
this weeks newest patch
im dl right now
15% complete

Al
Bro don’t be jealous, trying to enjoy some s*** you wished we enjoyed too

Od
Youre dling gay porn?

shak
no no odel

Od
F****** guy sees a link: gay porn orgy click here
And he drools

shak
it filters OUT anything having to do with your bang bus homo sessions of train wrecks

Al
Going on like 0 for 4 shak you’re gonna keep trying?

shak
that from what i understand specifically targets a******s

Od
Yeah right you cant fool us gaylord

shak
why would that come from al im sure i will never know
nor will i actively try to investigate

Al
Extra salt appreciated

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Al
Chips are salty enough thanks for the offer

shak

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Od
You watch gay porn with young thug

shak
od i already explained this
in great detail

Al
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shak
or maybe not enough
look
when you type your preferences in this filter?
it just says ‘not for alpha males’

Od
Shak you have fingers crossed behind your back

shak
and it completly erases w/e it was u wrote

Od
Like syyyyyyke
After putting that pic

shak
you seem upset od
could it be…
u preordered playstation 4.5?

Al
Hes upset you’re disappointing him so hard with the pewpew shots today

shak
*not for alpha males*
omg
it popped out

Al
Rubber band gun hasnt done s*** against m60

shak
al i didnt see what you put was it related to jerking another mans penis?

Al
Just popped out as a message straight from you

shak
yea i copy pasta so you can see its real

Od
Shak is active today

Al
Nope only instance I see is from you I could screenshot it

Od
Cuz his favorite topic is up: him being gay

Al
Screenshot yours

shak
*not for alpha males*

Al
Touchy subject

shak
*not for alpha males*
*not for alpha males*
omg guys
can we please knock off the homo stuff
like
ur burning out my new filter here

Al
So rekt he won’t give a screenshot to support the supposed filter

shak
LOLOL
look bro
ima get back to work
stay classy

Od
When the truth comes out
He always hides
WOW BRO
DID YOU JUST QUOTE SAS YOU F*****

Al
I’m r&d now btw fgts

shak
im signing up
they dont treat their members to constant gay stuff

Od
youre a perfect fit cuz the gayness

Al
LMAO all three of us should request to join

Od
And your daddy will be there soon

shak
im all for ppl doing their own thing just dont impede MY natural instinct to go for chicks

Al
Guys plz let us join

Al
Trying too hard

Od
Lol

shak
well tanks

Al

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Al

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Od
I remember he said he couldnt stand boom boom girl

shak
she killed me when i was trying to be an a******

Od
Its cuz she has a vag. Dass y u be hatin

shak
e vag

Al
Yea for all we know “she” looks like this

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Al
Back to work

shak
thats why its a bad idea

Od
Binary scythe

STP Impasse 3

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shak
I just had a brain fart how are pornstars not prostitues?

od
nailed it

al
Commercial entertainment for public consumption
Rofl

shak
Unless u show it to the world its illegal


od

Theyre actors/actresses
Theres a loophole
The end

al
So if you’re gonna go out looking and don’t wanna get F***** over by an undercover just state that it’s for porn and film it lol
Their face would be priceless

od
Permits bro
You need permits


al

I bet punishment for filming without a permit is a joke in comparison to prostitution
I called it

od
The punishment is prostitution
Lol you pick up a prostitute and film
Cops ask for permit
No permit

al
I think you got a chance in court

od
What do you think they arrest you for? Picking up a prostitute or no permit?
What chance bro
You dont even have a company and you wanna claim porno


al

Ok then
Start business
Go out and get all the prostitutes you want
Win
Until aids
Then f***ed

od
AL NO
IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT
YOU DID NOT FIND A WAY TO BEAT THE SYSTEM
I called it


od

DelightfulFragrantAiredale

al
Holy s*** just like shak said in 10th grade, he called it
shak play worms with me while I s*** breh

od
Ay jesse the beta you at hooters?

al
He is. He called it

od
I can call everything

STP Impasse 2

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shak
I’m watching this national geographic s*** about cesspools I guess and all I can think about is how jonathan used to get legitimately mad about evolution
Dude couldn’t come to terms with the real possibility single celled organisms got complex and made s***
But he was quick as fuck to say god poofed humans into existence

od
ExhaustedWindingDassie

Lmao
S*** like that is what i dont get about atheists
They wont entertain the idea of a god
But theyre fine believing the universe exploded out of nowhere

shak
There’s a lot of consistencys that replay though
Cells do divide
S*** happens afterwards
GG

od
What

shak
What wut

od
Cells divide is all you said
No s***
Cells divide. The sun is made of cells

od

EmotionalSomberFairyfly

shak
That’s step one of evolution dude
Probly the smallest version of the universe
One bigass super planet exploded

od
Lol the f***

shak
F*** yea
I was there

od
What im saying is that ppl believe god created everything and life came from that. Other ppl believe life just exploded into existance from nothing. Whats the difference?

shak
Smaller examples of what didn’t happen. Is there examples of smaller s*** that blew up and made new systems?

shak
if cells make humans then small s*** exploding making environments leads to the very real possibility some big s*** blew the f*** up
planets cant bang each other so they need to blow up to mix their juices and stuff

jesse the beta
Agree

od
Yeah but before all that there was literally nothing
How does an explosion occur from nothing

shak
who said there was nothing
space and time doesnt have a ‘ready set go’ dude
thinking too small


od

Lol the f***
Wtf there has to be a time when nothing existed
S*** isnt there just cuz

shak
well why the f*** not
energys just there with boss status
s*** never dies
its actually like the only thing in this reality that never dies
everything else does

od
In the universe as we know it
Big bang says all matter and energy was created in the explosion
If thats the case there was nothing before

shak
so energy was being housed in that s*** already doing something else

od
And everything just s****ed out into place


shak

another job

od
No

shak
so if energy never dies

od
It was created in the explosion

shak
that thing it was contained it did die

od
There was no energy before big bang

shak
cant create energy bruh
cant create or kill energy
it just changes

od
Energy was created in the big bang
All the energy in the universe was created at that point

shak
energy already existed in the bangs first container

od
What f***ing container if there was nothing


shak

ur thinking about a planet

od
Youre just making s*** up against what the big bang says


shak

it could just be like a spirit bomb
im saying the theory needs some revision
the s*** is contradictory if energy cant be made and yet somebody else said it got made from the bang
pick one dude

od
Scientists said that
Tell them theyre wrong

shak
id like to get them in the octagon
see who believes what more
il commentate that s***
im actually reading the s*** right now. says the center was just really hot and dense and rocks and matter formed from atoms when it cooled

shak

large
shak
temperatures easier for u to handle aristotle?

od
So the center got hot from nothing for no reason?

shak
yes

od
Lol
Regular albert eintsein you are
Energy was created from nothing.

shak
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steady_State_theory

Steady State theory – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In cosmology, the Steady State theory is a generally discredited[1]expanding universe model alternative to the Big Bang theory of the universe and its origin. In steady state views, new matter is continuously created as the universe expands, thus adhering to the perfect cosmological principle (the p…
en.wikipedia.org

shak
you are a steady state theorist
you cant comprehend s*** unless the christmas lights hit green at the drag strip

shak
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_epoch

Planck epoch – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In physical cosmology, the Planck epoch or Planck era is the earliest period of time in the history of the universe, from zero to approximately 10-43 seconds (Planck time). It is believed that, due to the extraordinarily small scale of the universe at that time, quantum effects of gravity dominated…
en.wikipedia.org


shak

eat it u f***** planck

od
Lol so basically you killed yourself
Energy may have existed or it may not have

shak
naw ur a steady state

od
Back 2 square 1


shak

im a big bang

od
Actually you aint s***
And dont understand

shak
cause u do?
f*** up b****
spend all this time shooting down ideas
here bro i got ur back

shak

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shak
all is right with the world
ignorance blissful bliss


od

Lol
Youre actually saying that you know what existed before the universe existed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiose_delusions

shak
bro

shak

jesus-dinosaur2

shak
Research suggests that the severity of the delusions of grandeur is directly related to a higher self-esteem in individuals and inversely related to any individual’s severity of depression and negative self-evaluations

shak

Not_bad


shak

probly like the single greatest compliment i ever got from od

od
Grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur are a subtype of delusion that occur in patients suffering from a wide range of mental illnesses, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia, patients with the grandiose subtype of delusional disorder, and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders
Also that part lol

shak
sounds like a beta rationalizing his weakass existence
BRO

shak

jesus-dinosaur4

od

Damn it Shaggy - Imgur

shak
BRO

shak

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STP Impasse

078

These discussions don’t happen often. Sometimes they aren’t even about current topics. But that doesn’t change the fact reading these candid conversations can be entertaining and thought provoking.

 
 
 

shak

shak
woooow
super nintendo and genesis rolling over in their graves right now

shak
Anyway, the video embedded above allows you to drop onto the page and comment to your heart’s content since Microsoft has obviously enabled Censorship 2.0 on their YouTube videos.
When you click on the “Watch on YouTube” button with the video above, you are encouraged but not limited to: Curse out Microsoft’s DRM policies, drop ‘F’ bombs on the Xbox One’s region-limited services, dispense some rage on the used game fees just like Angry Joe, complain about Kinect 2.0 listening and watching at all times…heck, you can even get your friends together and throw riotous insults at the whole concept of having to login every 24 hours like a San Quentin parolee.

al
I don’t find that to be such a bad response
If you don’t wanna pay for data or phone service don’t buy a f***** smartphone
Internet was a luxury in maybe like before 2000

shak
al if you cant play tf2 cause you dont have internet its obviously a f***** problem
the games designed with multyplayer in mind

al
No s***
So are “next gen” consoles, been known since long before release it’d require a constant connection

shak
if you cant play final fantasy 15 cause the internet went down and sony cant check in on u like a g**** chaperone making sure your in line and squared away thats a big f***** problem

al
For you if you don’t have internet lol

shak
you must be trolling
im just gonna assume you are

al
I mean.. Cant blame sony for your s*** being down just like you can’t blame valve/ any game developer for it….
Sounds like u gonna be mad when your s*** drops

shak
al wtf does the internet have to do with killing sephiroth?

al
I don’t think you need internet 24/7 to play at all…
offline intervals greater than 24 hours disable key features

shak
I don’t find that to be such a bad response

al
Games were intended to be continually connected to the cloud

shak
direct conflict with urself

al
?

shak

al
If you dont got internet don’t buy the s***

shak
your theme song for today

al
I agree

shak
i cant kill sephiroth unless my s*** checks to make sure comcast is working properly once a day

al
God forbid some angry nerd accomplished a trophy and doesnt get it cause his internet was out and the console still let him play

shak
thats not an impossible parameter to take care of bruh
same f***** way they did back in the day
unless you meet certain s***s you dont get the final ending

al
Cheats


shak

save the achievement on the machine UNTIL internet comes in
THEN go through the check list to see wtf u did or didnt do

al
Cheats

shak
doesnt take gigabytes to hold that information in
its not multyplayer al wtf does the company care for cheating?

al
Shouldn’t get trophy rewards if cheating
That s*** raises your gamer score or w/e the fuck stupid criteria they have

od
Thats how games are now tho

al
Also saves are online arent they?
No more omg console broke saves are gone
Benefits outweigh the butthurts

od
Consoles are moving to be constantly connected


al

Regardless who cares PC is master race
Get internet and quit being a brokeass scrub

shak
you wanna dump some responsibility on the gamer then dump their possibility of losing their saved s***
oh f***** well

al
s*** aint n64 nomore bro

shak
but dont NOT let me play my s*** unless i check in

al
Go blow a dick can’t blow the cartridge anymore

shak
it aint about not getting all the cool trophys and stupid badges and s***
its about NOT BEING ABLE TO PLAY at all
you hit start in the main menu and a middle finger pops out
and your cool with this?

al
PC master race so
Indifferent

shak
im posting this s*** on legends
f*****

al
I gotta be online to play most of my s*** for years now

shak
content is everywhere where somebody would listen and comment
i still like playing the story mode

al
I don’t even think they ended up doing that s*** anyway did they? Too many butthurts bitching about it
But it’ll happen soon enough

shak
dude its not about being butthurt

al
Gonna need internet to open your fridge someday

shak
its about i f***** paid money for xbox and halo 5
not xbox halo 5 and f*****g comcast contracts
whos to f***** say they dont bundle all this s*** in a package somehow to attach internet service thats privatized to xbox only so you need TWO f*****g isps

shak
comcast and microsoft to play this garbage
bet you’d be the first in line for that s*** too
mouth wide open ready for the cockmeat sandwhich

al
I paid money for my car and STILL pay money monthly and i gotta f*****g pay for gas? What kinda bulls*** is this

shak
fuels been that way since cars first invented


al

Oh btw its required that you have electric service at your home too


shak

we didnt need internet to play streets of rage

al
1995
Oh s*** 20 years
Whoda thought s*** would change

shak

only one doing it is microsoft
everybody else doing what makes sense
if 100% of all games were like tf2 then you have no choice
but thats not the case

al

Always-on DRM – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Always-on DRM or always-online DRM is a form of DRM that requires a consumer to remain connected to a server, especially through an internet connection, to use a particular product. The practice is also referred to as persistent online authentication. The technique is meant to prevent copyright infr…
Always-on DRM

shak
The technique is meant to prevent copyright infringement of software. Like other DRM methods, always-on DRM has proven controversial, mainly because it has failed to stop pirates from illegally using the product, while causing severe inconvenience to people who bought the game legally.


shak

s*** sux
kind of like the war on drugs
and joe philbin
doesnt work but lets keep doing it

al
You know the world’s gone to s*** when not being able to play a video game for a few hours is a severe inconvenience

shak
A major disadvantage of always-on DRM is that whenever the DRM authentication server goes down, or a region experiences an Internet outage, it effectively locks out people from playing the game

shak

l o f****** l

shak
god forbid ur stupid a** ceo papis decide to do maintenance on saturday night when im trying to finish the fight in halo 5

al
(frown emoticon)
What a severe inconvenience lol

shak
Ubisoft’s first title requiring an always-on connection was Silent Hunter 5: Battle of the Atlantic, which had reportedly been cracked as of the first day of the game’s release.[10] Ubisoft also used always-on DRM in Driver: San Francisco.[11] However, the company announced in September 2012 that it would not employ always-on DRM in its future games

shak
lololol
this entire article is lul inducing
gimme more
s*** was on pirate bay day 1